Walk a mile in your shoes? I don’t think so. I can’t even make it that far in my own.
Tags: free kindle books free ebooks kindle ohfb
This may be a sign I need to go on a diet. These capri length shorts looking more like Daisy Dukes.
Gym equipment is kind of like a semicolon to me. I’m not sure how to properly use it and I probably never will.
Laughing stock: Cattle with a sense of humor.
My friend used to steal whole calendars but he’s seen error of his ways. Now he’s taking things one day at a time.
What a bad day! My boss has zero sympathy for me! I told him I’m a recovering workaholic and it’s dangerous for me to be around the stuff.
I got a great deal from a guy outside the mall on a new cologne. I’m not sure if they have it near you but it’s called “Tester”.
"Help, I’m allergic to nuts and claustrophobic!" That’s what I would say in a nutshell.
Never trust acupuncturists. They’ll stab you in the back the first chance they get.
OHFB. Just like the real thing. Only on tumblr.
Powered by Tumblr. Minimal Theme designed by Artur Kim.