My dog swallowed some Scrabble pieces last night but everything is ok now.  It was touch and go for a while… It nearly spelled disaster.  

My dog swallowed some Scrabble pieces last night but everything is ok now.  It was touch and go for a while… It nearly spelled disaster.  

Why did the spy cross the road?  He was never really on your side.  

Why did the spy cross the road?  He was never really on your side.  

Yes, I can be more spontaneous.  Just tell me when and consider it done. 

Yes, I can be more spontaneous.  Just tell me when and consider it done. 

My gray hair makes me distinguished.  Easy to distinguish I’m old.

My gray hair makes me distinguished.  Easy to distinguish I’m old.

In the month of July, I wanted to lose 5 pounds.  Only 6 more to go!  

In the month of July, I wanted to lose 5 pounds.  Only 6 more to go!  

Fast food places should have another window after you pay.  That way you could swap the wrong order for the meal you were supposed to get. 

Fast food places should have another window after you pay.  That way you could swap the wrong order for the meal you were supposed to get. 

Studies show 16,281 people don’t want to be a statistic.  

Studies show 16,281 people don’t want to be a statistic.  

Contact lens problem?  There’s a solution for that. 

Contact lens problem?  There’s a solution for that. 

I wouldn’t consider myself a braille expert but I am getting the feel of it.  

I wouldn’t consider myself a braille expert but I am getting the feel of it.  

I couldn’t see myself without eyes.  Books!

I couldn’t see myself without eyes.  Books!