Did you hear about the new line of Elvis Presley-themed steakhouses? They’ll be great for people who love meat tender.
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I tried for a job as a gold prospector, but it just didn’t pan out.
What kind of flower has to buy a Father’s Day card? A sunflower.
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? A receding hareline.
People who live in stone houses shouldn’t throw glasses.
I stayed up all night wondering why the sun rose. And then it dawned on me.
Dry erase boards are quite remarkable.
I don’t know about all these new diet guidelines. I’m taking the sodium intake recommendation with a huge grain of salt.
I met some cowboys today. Lovely chaps.
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What do you call a man with no body and just a nose? Nobody nose.
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