Something with a little more oomph?
This cover screams oomph.
Literally. *
* maybe more AHHHHHHHHHHH
Why did the orange move to veggieland?
So he could live in peas and hominy.
This joke sponsored by the cookbook section of the stacks.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
The definition?
Fear of long words.
Now THAT is funny.
Pop Quiz!
How often do I tell chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
A little history to go with your reading, perhaps?
Need a laugh to start the day?
Start your morning with a groan.
How was Rome split in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
Have a book (or two) too.
More jokes ‘n’ free reads.
Did you hear about the corduroy pillow?
It made headlines!
Jokes ‘n’ Reads.
Why couldn’t Bach pay for his dinner?
Because he was Baroque.
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
Bonus points for your 80s brain if the first thing you read this as is “The Wonder Years” despite not having a thing to do with it.
