How much does it cost a pirate to have his ears pierced? A buccaneer.
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My son and I love sunflower seeds. He’s the spitting image of his father.
Autocorrect turned my joke into a pile of shut.
I spilled some stain remover on my shirt. I just hope I can get it out.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. He’s really hoping for a super spring and a fantastic summer too.
Did you hear about the lost sausage? It was the missing link.
I ask hot dog vendors for advice. They’re always frank.
I passed a fantastic artist on the street today. He really knew how to draw a crowd.
I had to quit the coffee store job. Every day, it was the same grind.
I got a new job selling freezers. I’m making a lot of cold calls.
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