Did you hear about the new line of Elvis Presley-themed steakhouses? They’ll be great for people who love meat tender. 

Did you hear about the new line of Elvis Presley-themed steakhouses? They’ll be great for people who love meat tender. 

I tried for a job as a gold prospector, but it just didn’t pan out.

I tried for a job as a gold prospector, but it just didn’t pan out.

What kind of flower has to buy a Father’s Day card?  A sunflower.  

What kind of flower has to buy a Father’s Day card?  A sunflower.  

What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?  A receding hareline.

What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?  A receding hareline.

People who live in stone houses shouldn’t throw glasses. 

People who live in stone houses shouldn’t throw glasses. 

I stayed up all night wondering why the sun rose.  And then it dawned on me.  

I stayed up all night wondering why the sun rose.  And then it dawned on me.  

Dry erase boards are quite remarkable.  

Dry erase boards are quite remarkable.  

I don’t know about all these new diet guidelines.  I’m taking the sodium intake recommendation with a huge grain of salt.  

I don’t know about all these new diet guidelines.  I’m taking the sodium intake recommendation with a huge grain of salt.  

I met some cowboys today.  Lovely chaps. 

I met some cowboys today.  Lovely chaps. 

What do you call a man with no body and just a nose?  Nobody nose.  

What do you call a man with no body and just a nose?  Nobody nose.