What is rhubarb? Celery with high blood pressure.
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Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great Fall? To make up for a bad summer.
The days of the advent calendar are numbered.
What do you call a man wearing an alligator vest? A snappy dresser.
What’s the difference between one yard and two yards? A fence.
Why can’t you keep secrets in a bank? Because of all the tellers.
The janitor’s union called for sweeping reforms.
What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream? Wet feet.
What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests? A cramberry.
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