Autocorrect is not new, contrary to popular belief.  Just ask my wife.  

Autocorrect is not new, contrary to popular belief.  Just ask my wife.  

Anonymous said: how can I submit my upcoming free ebook promotions to you?

You’ll find all the options (paid to free) here :

https://ohfb.com/kindle-book-advertising-for-authors-and-publishers.html

Thanks,

-ed

I ordered a pizza, some hot wings and a bottle of soda.  I’m going to party like it’s $19.99.
I ordered a pizza, some hot wings and a bottle of soda.  I’m going to party like it’s $19.99.
I have fond memories of the days I was into nostalgia.  

I have fond memories of the days I was into nostalgia.  

Where do zombies live?  On dead-ends.

Where do zombies live?  On dead-ends.

If someone tells you that your forehand technique just isn’t as good, it can be a real backhanded compliment.  

If someone tells you that your forehand technique just isn’t as good, it can be a real backhanded compliment.  

I don’t like to brag but I can make a woman sarcasm.  Multiple times, too.

I don’t like to brag but I can make a woman sarcasm.  Multiple times, too.

If your bottle of wine isn’t breathing when you open it, you know what to do.  Give it mouth to mouth. 

If your bottle of wine isn’t breathing when you open it, you know what to do.  Give it mouth to mouth. 

Mini M&Ms are a great alternative when you’re not quite hungry enough for an entire M&M.  

Mini M&Ms are a great alternative when you’re not quite hungry enough for an entire M&M.  

I’m considering naked yoga.  Really, I can’t think of any other way to get the neighbors to pay for the fence.  

I’m considering naked yoga.  Really, I can’t think of any other way to get the neighbors to pay for the fence.