I need to find someone good at texting. I keep asking everyone what IDK means but no one knows. 

I need to find someone good at texting. I keep asking everyone what IDK means but no one knows. 

Would a sale on water bottles, no matter the reason or how big or how small, always be considered a liquidation?  

Would a sale on water bottles, no matter the reason or how big or how small, always be considered a liquidation?  

Laughter may be the best medicine for just about anything… except broken ribs. 

Laughter may be the best medicine for just about anything… except broken ribs. 

New research confirms the amount of pasta leftover from dinner is exactly the same as the last little bit you toss in when making it. 

New research confirms the amount of pasta leftover from dinner is exactly the same as the last little bit you toss in when making it. 

I had to get rid of my pet leech.  I could never do anything.  He was too attached to me.  

I had to get rid of my pet leech.  I could never do anything.  He was too attached to me.  

I had such an inspiration to work out this morning!  I found a forgotten treadmill under a pile of clothes.  

I had such an inspiration to work out this morning!  I found a forgotten treadmill under a pile of clothes.  

I just slipped on a banana skin.  I’m still not sure how I feel about it.  I might choose something else for Halloween.

I just slipped on a banana skin.  I’m still not sure how I feel about it.  I might choose something else for Halloween.

I have a pimple on my nose.  My wife asked me if I got bit by the Boogeyman. 

I have a pimple on my nose.  My wife asked me if I got bit by the Boogeyman. 

My friends asked me to tell a joke.  I told them the Peter Pan one because it never gets old.

My friends asked me to tell a joke.  I told them the Peter Pan one because it never gets old.

Putting a mobile over a baby’s crib?  Take the SIM card out.  You don’t want any surprise bills. 

Putting a mobile over a baby’s crib?  Take the SIM card out.  You don’t want any surprise bills.