I crossed a dog with a hen.  Now I have pooched eggs. 

I crossed a dog with a hen.  Now I have pooched eggs. 

How to make an apple crumble?  Interrogate it for at least 10 minutes.  

How to make an apple crumble?  Interrogate it for at least 10 minutes.  

It’s been raining cats and dogs. There are poodles all over the road. 

It’s been raining cats and dogs. There are poodles all over the road. 

Never name your child Patsy.  Everything will always be their fault. 

Never name your child Patsy.  Everything will always be their fault. 

Magic can be a very tricky thing. 

Magic can be a very tricky thing. 

I can’t get enough of stories with female protagonists.  Does that make me a heroine addict?  

I can’t get enough of stories with female protagonists.  Does that make me a heroine addict?  

Onions spilled onto the highway.  Drivers are being asked to look for a shoulder to cry on.  

Onions spilled onto the highway.  Drivers are being asked to look for a shoulder to cry on.  

The best leftover Easter candy are peanut M&Ms. You can lie to yourself about the superior nutritional value of a peanut and make it a “healthy” candy.

The best leftover Easter candy are peanut M&Ms. You can lie to yourself about the superior nutritional value of a peanut and make it a “healthy” candy.

I just passed someone on the street holding a globe.  It really is a small world.  

I just passed someone on the street holding a globe.  It really is a small world.  

I can always tell if someone is judgmental.  All I have to do is look at them. 

I can always tell if someone is judgmental.  All I have to do is look at them.