Enough already, let me be!  Sheesh, I didn’t know self-rising dough was so kneady. 

Enough already, let me be!  Sheesh, I didn’t know self-rising dough was so kneady. 

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My first marriage proposal wasn’t very successful.  I wrote it on a balloon and she popped it.

My first marriage proposal wasn’t very successful.  I wrote it on a balloon and she popped it.

I bought a photography book that showcases flags of the world.  There’s a page dedicated to the flag of Sweden which is a big plus. 

I bought a photography book that showcases flags of the world.  There’s a page dedicated to the flag of Sweden which is a big plus. 

Say what you will about Frankenstein but that guy had his head screwed on right. 

Say what you will about Frankenstein but that guy had his head screwed on right. 

What do you call a pile of kittens?  A meowtin.  

What do you call a pile of kittens?  A meowtin.  

A farmer asked me to round up his 33 sheep.  ”No problem,” I replied, “35 it is.”  

A farmer asked me to round up his 33 sheep.  ”No problem,” I replied, “35 it is.”  

It’s been a long road to recovery but I’ve bounced back from my trampoline accident.  

It’s been a long road to recovery but I’ve bounced back from my trampoline accident.  

My career as a submarine periscope operator is looking up. 

My career as a submarine periscope operator is looking up. 

How rude.  I don’t know who that amnesiac thinks he is. 

How rude.  I don’t know who that amnesiac thinks he is.